Auwe ka hoihoi o ka pants pipi, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i emi iki ka hoihoi o nā wahine lio. ʻAʻole ʻo ka pants maikaʻi i keakea i ka moekolohe, ʻo kēia ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kuʻi i nā kaikamahine me ka wehe ʻole ʻana i kou pālule. Ua hōʻoluʻolu maoli ʻia nā kāne.
A ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka makuahine ma mua o kāna kaikamahine, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mākeke. ʻOiai he mau hiʻohiʻona hoihoi a mahalo. ʻO ka mānoanoa o ka penis o ke keikikāne he mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke kū i ia mea. Me nā hoa like, e pau koke ke kaikamahine i ka ʻike ʻole.
Ke manaʻo nei ʻoe i kahi comedy?)