He omo nui ʻo ia, akā ʻaʻole ia he uʻi ma ke kino. ʻAʻole paha au e hoʻopaʻa aku iā ia, e ʻai wale au i loko o kona waha. He ʻili ʻo ia, ʻo nā iwi wale nō! A i ʻole e pani pono i kou mau maka, mai hoʻopā iā ia me kou mau lima, a e hoʻokuʻu iā ia e hana i kāna dick ma luna!
ʻO kahi brunette nani i nānā i ke kāne no ka manawa lōʻihi. No ka hoʻonanea ʻana iā ia, ua ʻaʻahu ʻo ia me he mea hoʻokipa lā. A ʻaʻole i liʻuliʻu kona iwi. Ua wela kona mau puka a pau me nā manamana lima a me ke alelo, ua mākaukau nā ʻāpana pulu no ka hoʻohana ʻana. A ua ma ka. Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia no ia mea? ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike ʻia ia e ka makemake o kāna wiliwili ʻana. ʻO ka chord hope loa ... a kulu ka cum mai kona alo a i kona umauma. ʻAe, ua hāʻawi hou aku au iā ia i kekahi mau sipa hou!
ʻO kēia kanakaʻeleʻeleʻaʻoleʻo ia wale nō ka lanakila ma ke apo, akā, he lanakila hoʻi ma ka loteri genetic. Ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ia, ʻano haʻalulu ke kanaka keʻokeʻo, ʻaʻohe ʻiʻo a ʻaʻohe kuʻi. ʻAʻole he mea kupanaha ua hoʻohana ka brunette i ka manawa i waho o kāna keikikāne a hoʻokō piha iā ia iho i kahi moa ʻeleʻele a me kahi lanakila ola ʻeleʻele.