ʻO ka hāliʻi waha e hoʻomāhuahua mau i ka moekolohe. Nui ka poʻe makaʻu iā lākou a manaʻo paha he mea hilahila. Akā, pono ʻoe e nānā i ke kaikamahine a ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole i hana ʻia kahi ala ʻē aʻe e hāʻawi iā ia i ka leʻaleʻa kino. ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia i nā mea a pau. Akā, ua koho wau iaʻu. A ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻoliʻoli o kaʻu hoa pili e haʻi mai iaʻu ʻaʻole wau i hewa i kaʻu koho ʻana i nā haʻalulu.
Nani ka hoʻowalewale i ka anus semi-open o kahi wahine ʻōpio! Pono ʻo ia i kahi kāne ikaika a ʻōpio! Manaʻo wau he hoʻokahi kāna, ʻo wai ka mea nāna i hoʻomohala maikaʻi i kāna anus, ʻaʻole kona kupuna kāne? Pono ʻo ia i kahi hana puhi, a i ʻole ka liʻiliʻi loa i ka hana mua!
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